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Stupid Company Policies  Explained
Submitted by Alli :)

     Next time you wonder why things are the way they are, read below to find out.

 Start with a cage containing five monkeys, inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of  stairs under it.  Before long, a monkey will go the  stairs and start to climb towards the banana.  As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold cold water.  After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with  the same result- all the other monkeys are sprayed  with cold water. 

     Pretty soon, when another monkey  tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try  to prevent it.  Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs.  To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him!!!  After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. 

    Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one.  The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked!  The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked! Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea  why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. 

    After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.  Why not?  Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here! And that my dear friends, is how company policy begins!


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