Why do adults need to see live puppet shows?
Because the internet can't heckle you back.
Because it's fun to see the soul of an old lady in a tomato.
Because if you watch talking furniture onstage it's less likely you
will start talking to your own furniture.
Because the revolution is never over.
Because it's fun to watch adults in a state of arrested development.
Because it's healthy to arrest your development for short periods of
Because nothing out of Hollywood can actually reach out and touch
Because old memories need to be kept young and new memories need to
Because where else can you see 4,083 uses for felt or the common
Because even though you can't see the puppeteer's hands, you know
what they are doing with them.
Because the world has too many televisions and not enough
Because it's nice to know your trash is being put to good use.
Because instead of dumming down, puppets smarten up their audience.
Because if you can't join 'em, beat 'em with a stick (Says Mr.
Because the news doesnąt run enough happy stories.
Because most puppets are actually smarter than most politicians.
Because the worries of the world never stop, but you can put them on
hold till the end of the show.
Because why should kids have all the fun?